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Ever wanted to anal probe someone? Well the wait is over!
is the game you and your dopey little friends have been waiting for. Join the super-ship Ossan for twenty plus levels of zombifying, brainwashing, human-dominating excitement. Will you succeed in conquering the entire human race? Or will you cry yourself to sleep after watching Ossan explode in a fiery ball of humiliating destruction?
What happens is up to you.
This AVS Launch Title is compatible with both the retroUSB AVS and original Nintendo NES systems.
Welcome to Assimilate
Tutorial for beginners
Assimilate cart (RET-AS-GBL)
Full color box
Full color manual
Brand new clear dust sleeve